Zool, Gozer, the Gatekeeper and Dickless

We have a crime against humanity here. And I take credit. Revenge is sweet. There is no other answer. I am talking about my friends Gozer and Zool. Everything went wrong for them! It was 1984, If I remember correctly. They were about to flex their muscles, when Dr Stanz put his finger on one of my minor minions! Here is the transcription:

Dr. Raymond Stantz: Everything was fine [with our system] until our power grid was shut off by dickless here.
Walter Peck: They caused an explosion!
Mayor: [To Peter] Is this true?
Dr. Peter Venkman: Yes, it's true. [slight pause] This man has no dick.
[Peck then tries to attack Dr. Venkman but is kept away by others in the room]
Dr. Peter Venkman: Well, that's what I heard!

Bravo, Dr. Stenz! you gave Venkman the ammunition to silence a key minion. Yes, Walter Peck was a worthless twit, but he was my twit. And you put your mind on the right track when you discerned that he had bartered away his dick for his job. Yes, like so many worthless bureaucrats in our American culture, they do not even barter their souls, but merely their dicks! And I get great fun from selling them that worthless viagra! It only gives a passionless, cold tumescence, HO!

But I digress: The key point is that he really had no dick. But when you see the movie of what transpired, the facts have been altered! My revenge is sweet. Could you know this important fact! Could you figure this out? Never!

That’s because those self-same dickless minions of mine have stripped the truth away!

You will only find a total lie: Venkman says “This man is some kind of rodent, I don’t know which”

I’m amazed that you allow me to pull the truth right out of your history! Right out of your culture!

None other than the great Beelzebub could think of a plan to humiliate you so thoroughly. And you will allow yourself to laugh at this sorry alteration of what has happened. Instead of the truth that is so apparent: bureaucrats really ARE dick-less.

Gozer and Zool may have been defeated, but with bureaucratic censorship on my side, you lose!

The Tarot of the Working Place

A wonderful Tarot of the worker has all the archetypes. It’s a little like Euro-Dilbert. In traditional Tarot fashion there are: The Intern, The High Priestess, The Conspiracy, The Manager, The Machine, The Conspiracy.

An excerpt:
The wretched: He is the Expulsion, the Exclusion, the Dismissal. After the blackmailing, after the vexation, after the crisis everything comes to an end. But everything must begin again. When one loses a job, sometimes it’s for the best: it could lead to unexpected changes in your life for the better. The Wretched is often lead to its lowly life but the Machine and even Justice cannot help him. Help comes through the High Priestress with her energy and the Operator who connects him to the Conspiracy: the brotherhood of precarious workers and migrants heats up his heart, brings him solidarity and makes him braver. Nevertheless when the Wretched meets the Bank, he shits himself, there is not Tarot who can help him. If the Wretched opens the game and matches the Chain, he leads to renewal, to a new beginning and a new possibility. If the Wretched closes the game he symbolizes bad luck, dismissal, loneliness.

Go check it out!

Street Gangs of the World - Dont Unite!

Kegare is one of the universal forms of human expression: it can be translated into many cultures and languages and we can understand it for what it is, the kiss of the Evil Fairy of Death!

To demonstrate this point, look at a wonderful blog from india: Raged Indian showing the ugly Kegare underbelly of humanity over at the Indian Sub-continent.
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We Love Hate here at Kegare.Org!

OmyGAWD. Nothing is so wonderful as hate to us over here at kegare.org. Not that we really hate anybody mind you, but it’s like watching kids on the playground fighting. A lot of fun, and if somebody gets hurt, well that’s just according to God’s Plan, isn’t it, my good Christians?
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Sex and Men and Brains

Beelzebub wants you to know about some basic truths — You can find them here and there on the web: This little gem is from me-ology:

Q:WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
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Out of the Mouths of Babes

Wanna Know Fear? Horror? Terror?

They got all that and more at Sceptic Thomas

If you need a refresher course in the effects of Kegare, you really owe it to yourself to investigate this little decaying corpse of a website. And I use the words decaying corpse in the warmest sense of the word. You will be chilled to your bones and your blood will turn to sand flowing through your veins.

Sceptic Thomas is a festival of the darker emotions. Go explore….

Beware of the time wasters at Yahoo Messenger

I have had the displeasure of being on Yahoo! Messenger recently. I’m chatting away with a friend in Brazil, when all of a sudden I get random BUZZ from ‘women’ with totally empty profiles who just think that I’ll fall all over them because they are women. Sheesh!

Here is a partial transcript (Boredom alert!!! you may fall asleep while chatting with Jessica):

jessicaanisa3 9:39 50AM BUZZ!!!
jessicaanisa3 9:39 53AM hello babe
Beelzebub 9:40 40AM Didn’t we talk already? You kinda disappeared pretty quickly after not saying much…
jessicaanisa3 9:40 57AM how are u doing
Beelzebub 9:40 59AM not very exciting, not very enticing.
jessicaanisa3 9:41 09AM i whish i could talk much yesterday
jessicaanisa3 9:41 15AM i am very sorry
Beelzebub 9:41 48AM don’t wast your keystrokes on being sorry. a waste of your time and mine. What’s your idea of a good time?
jessicaanisa3 9:42 21AM i can not understand you babe
Beelzebub 9:43 11AM Not to be rude, but what part of ‘whats your idea of a good time’ is difficult to understand?
jessicaanisa3 9:43 33AM just not know

Here is an even more blatant one from “juniorphelps508″ At least junior got to the point quickly!

juniorphelps508: �W�w�W.�V�x�X�i.�n�E�t�

It goes on like this, from boring to worse. Yahoo people, you are damaging your messaging service with this stuff.

Psychopaths on Parade!

I have been reading Dr. Robert D. Hare’s most compelling book: Without Conscience; The Disturbing World of the Psychopaths Among Us. Without a doubt these are the son’s of Kegare. You will do well to know them. Thoroughly. Let them suck your vital essence’s. Let them steal your joy in life. Let them teach you all about the joys of pain and suffering. Or, you may know them from Dr. Hare’s book and avoid them completely.

Remember, Psychopaths don’t make people victims, Victims make psychopaths! At least that’s the way a psychopath sees it.

Here is a cute story over at Braindent.com about one of these folks. Very impressive guy. But evidently didn’t have the real killer, go for the throat, kick the victim when he’s down spirit. He only did a little bragging. This guy could easily be a friend from college, the guy down the street, your boss, your co-worker.

My advice: lay down and let these guys trample you. Or not. We report, you decide…..

Neat Freaks on Parade!

Gack! Vomit! The OCD drones are having much fun over at think simple . There is a whole how-to about making every nook and cranny of your life look like the vacuum of outer space. Read More »