Sex and Men and Brains

Beelzebub wants you to know about some basic truths — You can find them here and there on the web: This little gem is from me-ology:

Q:WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?

A: because they are plugged into a genius

Q:WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
A: the freakin’ idiots don’t stop to ask directions

And if that were not enough:

Q:WHY DO ONLY 10% OF MEN MAKE IT TO HEAVEN?
A: because if they all went, it would be Hell

You know I never did stop to notice why there were all these men around this place. Duh! Now I know–

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