Christmas Time is Cheating Time

This is too good! I’ve been waiting to tell you for such a long time, but my goodie-goodie alter ego over at Romance Capitol, and JAH B InI wouldn’t let me tell you until NOW! Did you know that search volume for sex goes up and down on a weekly cycle, with more searches on Friday, Saturday and Sunday. A little week-end nookie, no doubt. That weekly cycle is year long, with some seasonal variation.

Google's keyword trend for 'sex'

Google

There is a huge increase in both, simultaneously, during and just after Christmas. What a strange coincidence! And notice how the increase in ‘cheat’ is huge at this time. It almost looks like a form of religious zeal! How will Western Religions explain this? Is it OK or holy at this time of the year? Is it a spiritual coincidence or does God work in mysterious ways?

Cheating is big big BIG at Christmas time

Cheating is big big BIG at Christmas time

And just look at how closely these graphs line up! There is something going on here.

sex and cheating both spike during the holiday season

sex and cheating both spike during the holiday season

Ok, sinners, we know what you are up to, and when. So keep doing it, because if you don’t, then the terrorists will have won.

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