Author Archives: beelzebub

A student of mindless control. There are so many out there. The Secret Illuminati control “Them”

Zool, Gozer, the Gatekeeper and Dickless


The Tarot of the Working Place

A wonderful Tarot of the worker has all the archetypes. It’s a little like Euro-Dilbert. In traditional Tarot fashion there are: The Intern, The High Priestess, The Conspiracy, The Manager, The Machine, The Conspiracy.
An excerpt:
The wretched: He is the Expulsion, the Exclusion, the Dismissal. After the blackmailing,

Street Gangs of the World - Dont Unite!

Kegare is one of the universal forms of human expression: it can be translated into many cultures and languages and we can understand it for what it is, the kiss of the Evil Fairy of Death!
To demonstrate this point, look at a wonderful blog from india: Raged Indian showing the ugly Kegare [...]

We Love Hate here at Kegare.Org!

OmyGAWD. Nothing is so wonderful as hate to us over here at kegare.org. Not that we really hate anybody mind you, but it’s like watching kids on the playground fighting. A lot of fun, and if somebody gets hurt, well that’s just according to God’s Plan, isn’t it, my good Christians?

Sex and Men and Brains

Beelzebub wants you to know about some basic truths — You can find them here and there on the web: This little gem is from me-ology:
Q:WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?

Out of the Mouths of Babes


Wanna Know Fear? Horror? Terror?

They got all that and more at Sceptic Thomas
If you need a refresher course in the effects of Kegare, you really owe it to yourself to investigate this little decaying corpse of a website. And I use the words decaying corpse in the warmest sense of the word. You will be chilled to [...]

Beware of the time wasters at Yahoo Messenger

I have had the displeasure of being on Yahoo! Messenger recently. I’m chatting away with a friend in Brazil, when all of a sudden I get random BUZZ from ‘women’ with totally empty profiles who just think that I’ll fall all over them because they are women. Sheesh!
Here is a partial transcript (Boredom [...]

Psychopaths on Parade!

I have been reading Dr. Robert D. Hare’s most compelling book: Without Conscience; The Disturbing World of the Psychopaths Among Us. Without a doubt these are the son’s of Kegare. You will do well to know them. Thoroughly. Let them suck your vital essence’s. Let them steal your joy [...]

Neat Freaks on Parade!

Gack! Vomit! The OCD drones are having much fun over at think simple . There is a whole how-to about making every nook and cranny of your life look like the vacuum of outer space.

Buckethead - Spokes On The Wheel of Torment

OMY Stars! A movie about ME. Actually, I modeled for Hieronymus Bosch, the painter, several hundred years ago. He really captured me, don’t you think? And “Buckethead - Spokes On The Wheel of Torment” has really captured the timeless charm of my personality don’t you think?
Let’s give credit where [...]

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Why God Hates Florida?

A one way ferry ride to kegare

The big craziness in Honolulu this month has been the ‘Super Ferry.’ Would you believe it: there is no ferry service between the Hawaiian islands! Never really has been since forever. So some business minded folks thought that a ferry might be a good idea. And almost everyone on Oahu (that’s [...]

The Best Path to Chaos!

Wow! Did you know that the best predictor of the number of jail cells we will need in 20 years is the reading scores of our third graders? Poor readers make poor communicators. And that makes for failure! And failure often leads to jail.

A Black Google is Patently Moronic

Quoting from well known blog Gimundo about how a change in color scheme will save the planet:

Whiny Babies Want to Complain!

There is a too precious article over at the Huffington Post (which is a great site when they keep the Arianna on a short leash and get control of the pop-ups.) It is Harry Potter and the Arrogant Editors.

Lame by Choice?

This morning I went to the bakery to get a cup of coffee and bran muffin. Nothing unusual about that. But as I prepared my coffee, I could not see the coffee cup lids. I looked around the little prep table, and there were no lids. The line to the cash [...]

And What Kind of Dog Are We Today?

And what about those tests that were popular on some web sites that were to find out “what kind of dog are you?”
Were these tests there simply for entertainment value? To hold a pair of eyeballs on a computer monitor to stare at endless google ads? Possibly, from the taker’s point of view [...]

A Busker’s Song

Apple Inc has an ad that features Paul McCartney skipping and singing and playing down the lane. This is traditional street entertainment: a busker’s song, Maybe even harkening back to the Music Halls of the late 19th century.
Now this is a real challenge to a composer: Paul McCartney has got Composer’s Balls of [...]

Dies Irae 911 - Great Art Watches Civilization Crumble

Remember those great underground comix of the ’60s and ’70s? Wild ideas as told by the most creative artists that were ever unleashed on our unprotected minds. Madness ensued. From the summer of love we went to the decade of love and lust.
Finally ending in the decade of Reagan-Aids. The beginning [...]