Beelzebub wants you to know about some basic truths — You can find them here and there on the web: This little gem is from me-ology:
Q:WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
A: because they are plugged into a genius
Q:WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
A: the freakin’ idiots don’t stop to ask directions
And if that were not enough:
Q:WHY DO ONLY 10% OF MEN MAKE IT TO HEAVEN?
A: because if they all went, it would be Hell
You know I never did stop to notice why there were all these men around this place. Duh! Now I know–
